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PITCH DARK PRESS

PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED
Books
Comedy
The Pitch Dark Collective
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Available on Amazon(https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adventures-Rapscallion-Kevin-Martin/dp/B0G6HPCBXW/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2UUA5DUSZ23TQ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.jq8TUw78RJ4dusPlaFUjwHxJMzYRRfS3u-8JBb_c28yRL8p4kCmIEq-SAT57TL_k.cWD6yFX-_dXxGGAi0ZmZs8l_iif6xlu6_EL9mNQ80fU&dib_tag=se&keywords=the+adventures+of+a.+rapscallion&qid=1771171939&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-1)
Arthur Rapscallion’s life takes an extraordinary turn when simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time catapults him from making adult films into a world where one wrong move could be his last.
But why him? What twist of fate makes Rapscallion so valuable to some, yet marks him for death by an evil prince?
Armed only with his wits and an ex-criminal for a butler, Rapscallion finds himself caught up in the machinations of a usurper to the throne of a proud Kingdom and so forced to navigate a world of royal subterfuge, all the while avoiding getting shot, married off, or worse!
From storming impregnable castles to deadly gun battles and royal banquets, this is a classic adventure with a modern twist.
It’s P.G. Wodehouse meets Guy Ritchie in a tale of accidental heroics and the right royal chaos that befalls a man who simply wants to make an adult film.
Content Note: This work contains adult themes, sexual content, and strong language.
Proauthorship Process
Text fully human-authored.
Cover designed through human-led iteration, with limited AI-assisted imaging.
Available on Amazon(https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adventures-Rapscallion-Kevin-Martin/dp/B0G6HPCBXW/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2UUA5DUSZ23TQ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.jq8TUw78RJ4dusPlaFUjwHxJMzYRRfS3u-8JBb_c28yRL8p4kCmIEq-SAT57TL_k.cWD6yFX-_dXxGGAi0ZmZs8l_iif6xlu6_EL9mNQ80fU&dib_tag=se&keywords=the+adventures+of+a.+rapscallion&qid=1771171939&sprefix=%2Caps%2C123&sr=8-1)
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Any gentleman will tell you that the proper way to handle devil-worship is with a stiff upper lip, a certain insouciance, and a loaded revolver. Oh — and the odd whisky and soda.
Henry, our aristocratic young hero, is about to be forced to put this to the test.
Unfortunately, he must first survive England’s most beautiful menace: Lady Edith Meadow Blanchefleur, determined to marry him with all possible speed.
When Henry flees her charms in panic, he crashes straight into Gallows House — and into a world of ghosts, covens, and a ritual that cannot be delayed.
With Edith kidnapped and the full moon approaching, Henry must attempt the impossible: rescue her before Lord Saffron-Thicket’s followers complete their master’s dreadful return.
P.G. Wodehouse meets M.R. James in this deliciously witty supernatural romp —
gothic horror has never been so funny, or so dangerous.
Content Note: This work contains adult themes, sexual content, and strong language.
Proauthorship Process:
Text fully human-authored. Cover designed through human-led iteration, with limited AI-assisted used as an early design tool.
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